
" You be a
wantin' ham wit
dat der sweetcakes ? "
Doris , the waitress, squeaked to Jesus, whom had the " face of horror "
as it would be told years later by a smirking Death,
" You should have seen the look on his angelic Jewish face..
You be a
wantin' ham wit
dat der sweet cakes ???!!! Ha !!! "
Jesus would
cring, and smile nervously. Angelically, but nervously...
The freak show stops on that side of the Louisiana / Texas border
"
Laaaaaaaak Charrrrrrrrrles, The Valley of the Shadow of Death "
a beaming Death announced...
Swingin the van into Dawn's Bayou cafe....
Death, swooning with memories, orders fat pancakes
with grits and bacon, ham,
biscuit's, orange juice and coffee...
" ...and you'd be
bringin' me those "
drippin's there too, Hon-
ey..."
squeaked Death to Doris, whom was feeling a little chill,
pulled her sweater over her ample southern shoulder...
"
Ahhh, OK...??? " she
squeeked , a look of awe and worry crosses
the chubby cheeks of Doris, a devout catholic.
Domingo, Dave , John Kline and Venus " whom caused all this really "
all too ordered pork based products, and eggs, wheat toast and
" ...with blackberry jam..AND HEY THERE DORIS ! ..." growled Venus
" Whom caused all this really"
" ..and not that shit without the seeds... (mean stare) I love the seedy stuff "
Venus " whom caused all this really " giggled...
Jesus looked out the window at the scummy
bayou reflecting
rainbows of sheeny oily muck and wondered...
" you be a
wantin' ham wit
dat..."... God ."
...The dog
streched, scratched his butt
and climbed into the
passenger seat. He
looked out the window at Jesus, scanning
the
merky goo of a national treasure...and too wondering
"..Huh, whats next ?..."
" So..." chomped Death, "
whos up for
alittle tragic Death
Family history -chomp-
hummmm ? "
" Oh -chomp-
mannnn, no. Man why are you always -chomp - so heavy
mannnnn ",
chompt Dave
"....here we go..." chomped John Kline
" Lay it on us
motherfucker !!! -chomp - gory stuff ? er what ? Bet-
ter be
pretty
fu-
ckin' -chomp - gory to impress me brother -chomp -
pass the salt will ya Dave - chomp_
that's a luv..." chomped Venus " whom caused all this really ".
...and Domingo, the voice of reason...,
" ...My fine brother Death, we are all with you in your pain...
Lay it on us brother... I never say no, I say thank you... Everybody !!!
" You really - chomp - suffer some " special defects ", Domingo, my dear old friend..."
They eat and Death told stories of his childhood...
"...and all of a sudden Little Timmy got so mad, I had to turn him into
a lawn dwarf... oh we laughed and laughed...Uh, no.... I laughed...
Little Timmy was, well, a lawn dwarf after all , and their made of
concrete you know,
and don't REALLY laugh.... er- ah, well, you know what I'm
gettin' at...So..."
This went on until Warren, the owner of "Dawns
Bayu cafe " came out with
a bat, and asking nicely enough, the
Freak show pays the bill
" Huh, 22.50, for 6 , not bad, eh Death ? " said Jesus.
" Your name is Death ?...." asked Warren of Death.
"... Death, from The
Camaron Parish Death's...? Well I'll be got
damnt !!!!!
I'm Warren, your second cousin on your mothers side!!! ! Well I'll be Got
damnt!!!
Dawn !!
DAWNNNNNN!! come a
runnin' !!!! It's Death. Oh wow!!!
My cousin Death's here all the way from
Californi !!! Well I be got
damnt !!!!..."
screeched Warren...
" Who the fuck is this abnormal dick head...Your cousin..? Christ ! oh, sorry Jesus..."
said Venus " whom caused all this really ".
Plans were made to go to the house with Warren and Dawn.
Death was giddy with
excitement...
" My cousin Warren...wow! " wowed Death.
Jesus sighed, he was remembering the last time they saw
Warren...apparently Death had forgotten....
" ..The
Freak show continues !!!!!!! " announced Death,
puttin' the van into first
and
lettin out the clutch....
to be continued.....
be well
todo mundo...
Marco, J.P.L.and J.G.L thanks for the words..
no, I'm fine. No, really...
J.Level
Foto: B.L
"The
Freak show and it's passing
thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death"
©
spl2007