On ..." The freak show and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death " part 11 " John Kline as " The hero", Death and olives over onions.."

... these hard time's. I am re-running thing's in case you missed it the first time...Enjoy.

Day 10...

Jesus stank like a dog. A junk yard dog stank.
Jesus said : " eeeeeoooo... Your smellin' a little ripe there Jesus ." To himself.

The food had run out day's ago and none of the crew was paying much attention to Jesus. Like a little child screaming " I WANT A BLOOOOODY PORSCHE NOOOOOOWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!. "

Jesus said : " I never wanted a Porsche, huh, how demeaning....now a 63' Mustang , now there was a car...." he said to himself....

Jesus said: " No hope , no dope, and no other exit more than this..." he said. Putting his bony, grimy hand on the handle..." OK, I will be talked about and humiliated for this forever"...Whined Jesus. " Man, Death will be the most cruel..." So there we all sat, in the all enveloping arms of family and friends, drunk and laughing ...Oh how many memories pour into my mind..? it was like reliving my childhood...Warren and I ,poking at dead things like we used to in the good 'ol days..
OH, and THEN there was Jesus !!! refused to get outta the van for 11 days, well he stunk like a junk yard dog, Yes He Did... HA!!!! and THE LITTLE DEARS WERE 1000 YEARS OLD; the poor things, AN !!!!!
HAVE NO TEETH HA!!!!!!!!!!! not one in their precious heads..." Jesus thought, hand on the door handle. Jesus opens the door...


Venus " whom caused all this really" said: " Man! Lookie over there will y'all... Jesus is rising...

Death said: " Well this should be an interesting afternoon after all..HEY Jesus, wouldn't be so kind as to wait ohhh about 10 minutes..Yeah there by the van, I wanna make us all some Vodka martini's ... You know, wouldn't want to NOT have a drink in my hand for this one... what ?
...hummm? martini's ! Cool and deadly... you know ...One is not enough and three is too many...comeoooooonnnn, OK HEY Jesus!!! Wait...

Little Moco's herd the click before Meirdina, and gave the agreed to signal : three short, one long and wheezing sound...
They started the run towards the van, saw Jesus , all skinny and pale, Mierdina growled..." Growl...grrrrrrrr...growlllll.."

Domingo said: " The brother has lost some weight and meditated on the fear and worked thru it man, a little I never say no, I say " Thank you " chant and...

Death interrupted: Blah blah blah...Listen...shut your mouth...Zipp! That's a chap, Now come with me I need help mixing, you like one olive or two...? I love three It's sooo Humphrey Bogart, No ?..."

Domingo said : " Well huuh, I like those little onions really and..."
And Death said " YeeeeH, Onions ? You really know how to thoroughly destroy one of the greatest inventions known to man...Cretin..come on...Jesus is freaked and I wouldn't miss this for the world !!! Just Think, Years of stories Of Jesus and the toothless poodles !!! Ha!!! that's funny as hell !!! " Slapping Domingo on the back. Domingo winced...

Dave said: " I'm gonna fire up the barbecue...Whattya all say to a little Dave's ultra hot
Red Klingon flaming death pig ribs and and nice watercress salad with pine nuts and basil...??MMmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMM. " To the gaping watery mouthed crew...

Jesus herd the click of the door lock, and gave the necessary " Lift up and to the right ",
push. The door to salvation, a hot bath and Jesus thought he'd herd fragment of " Flaming Klingon ribs " oh man, I hope their cow ribs.. I love that sauce..." said Jesus, staring at the spot where there didn't used to be light, seeping threw the just cracked door...

Little Moco' reached the van first and busted out with the loudest wheeze he could muster to alert Mierdina that the escape root was cut, and the plan " X " was in motion...Jesus had no way out
" Got ya trapped like the rat bastard you are... HEE Hee HEE Grrrr- wheezzz...

John Kline stood a bit behind the old sticker bush tree, and watched Meirdina, and said " Gotta do something about por fuckin' wacked out Jesus. Brother's a mess...", so he did...


to be continued...

Be well todo mundo,

J.Level
C 2008 spl " On ..."The freak show and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death "
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On..." The freak show and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death part 12 " You are now leaving Lake Charles..."

...Jesus stood. The open van door was behind him... Mocos and Meirdina perched before him,.. snarling and wheezing, pawing at the ground like bulls. Jesus thought he could juuuuuuust make out a little blood, dripping from the sneering mouth of Meirdina...Jesus was not up for this.
Jesus said: " I am not reeeeee-ally up for this..." The dogs held there places, Jesus looked towards the house, where he could see Death, in the big kitchen window wavin' what looked like a big jar of martini's in one hand, and a giant slab of ribs in the other... Death yelled from the window: " Jesus !!! , would you be a chap and wait just a few minutes more...Hummmmm? We're looking for glasses for everybody... Thannnnnnks! "...
Jesus sighed, and leaned aginst the van. Jesus growled back at the dog's growlin' at him.

John Kline was standing just back behind the sticker bush tree , eyein' this neuroticly distressing situation with patience, and the knowledge learned by a long history of emotional hiroshima's, mental meltdown's and enough time spent on Dr. Strunberg's couch.. the good Doctor had mentioned leaving it to John Kline in his will. Jonh Kline knew alot about the poor skinny brother leaning against the van, growlin' at the little dogs..and enough of nut house class mental illness to know how to handle Jesus in just such a weird and yet beautiful moment...

Death screeched :" COME ON !! everybody !!!! to the porch!!!! Jesus is rising...that is sooo funny
Venus " whom caused all this really" HOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOOO Jesus Is riiiiiiiis-singgggggg !!!!

John decided the time was now, he walked out to Jesus, and put out his hand, Jesus shook it, never taking his eyes off meirdina...
John Kline said: " Shoo !!! You !! Meirdina , bad girl !!!! Bad Dog !! now you git now !!!
And YOU !! Lil Moco's you come here ...commmmme oonnn..." Lil' Mocos came a runnin' jumping up into John Klines arms. Jesus looked freaked.

John Kline said: " Come on brother man, I'm gonna do you quite a favor, so I am...OOO lil' Mocos You are soooo cute." Lil' Mocos rolled over in John klines arms blissfully. Jesus, all white and skinny, reached out a bony hand towards Lil' Mocos... Lil' Mocos licked it and snuggled around In john Klines arms. They walked out the back way, behind the sticker bush tree to Warren's Plymoutm Duster and within 5 minutes were on the way to Lake Charles proper...Lil Mocos sat in Jesus's lap, barkin' at the window blowin' in thru the wind wig...The was no talk, there would be time for that later...


to be continued...

Be well todo mundo...

J.Level

c 2008spl " On... "The freakshow and its passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death..."
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" Toothless poodles no.3 "

31.01.08
Uvieu,Espana


.... I was out with the dog this afternoon
the brother growled and snorted the whole time
we walk the route of the furs, the giant gold
framed glasses and gold
keeps a drippin' as the sun
reflects off the diamond earrings
as big as a big zitt.... she's gives me a shot to the ribs
as shes a passin' like a truck or a steam liner, thinkin she 's
smaller than she really is. Helieo growls a mean dog growl..
..."It's the dog ,
thats a growlin'...not me." I said,
"... Huff " she huffed... all good.

Bueno.

...the shot to the ribs was'nt as
well placed as those brutal shots
I've taken in the Rastro of those Gitianos
in the Campillin looking for little treasures,
so we knew, that's Helieo & I
this was just a majurja
and like us both
...lost in the 80's
and her own Felini trip...


...Fur and gold and big tacky diamonds,
One, with one's headfones on...
( I've got hit by a bus the other day with my head fones on
a blarin' The Ramones...."Blitzkreg Bop", to be exact,
and of course I'm fine, I'm writin'
and still steppin' on toes
ain't I...? )
...and oblivious to the this beautifully
complicated langauge, Castallaño,
one would think one was in Palm Beach, in
November, " The Season "... another drippy gold and BIG
fur coat scene...or No ?
Seems really universal, multi-use,and transferable. Cool.

All good.

Helieo breaks the ice
gettin' closer and a sniffin'
at that GIGANTIC fur coat
...." AYeeeee..."
Ayyyyyes the majurja...
Helieo's now up on the BIG fur coated
Señora....and she's lookin' at Jess...that's me,
likea " Will you please control your dog..." sorta look...

Helieo. A Westi, and is probably one of the coolest
guy's trapped in the body of a
Westi, a walkin' the face of this O this
smaller an gettin' smaller third planet
from the sun... and that's when he's bein a dick...
a true saint, that smells and pisses on things
but a a Fuckin Saint non the less...

... I'm thinkin' about that weak, amature shot to the ribs...
so I am, and my moral and or
legal responsibilities in this
O this surreal and common situation...

" fffffffsiiiiiiiseeeeeoooooo " I whistle,
the signal...
Helieo looks...
and like the cool brother he is,
trapped in that weird little body
of a Westi, and all,
comes directly to me ,
gives me a sniff ...,
then goes back to the marjua....
...and
piss's on the BIG fur coat, and growlin' a little
Westi growl

...Ok, so I'm alittle ashamed...
but not too much. I can live with it, ya know..
Helieo,
as cool as he is ,
is seemingly un-effected.

One day I will write the book
...On, ... Las Marjuas, La defensa final..."
One day....


Be well todo mundo,
J. Level

on..." The Freakshow and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death " part 7 " The Story, according to Mierdina..."

02.01.08
Uvieu,España

Jesus freaked, " I'm not getting out of this van until you chain and muzzle those beasts Warren !!!! " he screamed.
Warren said; " ahhhh, come on man...their just little dogs..." chaided Warren.

Jesus contemplated the words " just little dogs..."
" Just little assassins...
Just little terrorists
Just little blood sucking alien monsters, is more like it..." Jesus thought.

Jesus said, " No way Warren I aint' gettin out !!!! "

Mierdina sat infront of the van staring at Jesus " you gotta come out sometime..." she thought.
" Got all the time in the world, you bastard. All the time in the world. You'll pay... spray painting
poor little Mocos..." sniffed Mierdina...

Jesus watched little Mierdina watching him...
" I can sit here another 8 days no problem..." thought Jesus...

to be continued...

Be well todo mundo.
J.Level

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