Showing posts with label john kline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label john kline. Show all posts

19.4.09

on..." The freak show and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death " Pt. 26 "... John Kline takes some heat...



Wayne B. sat back at the table looking acrossed at Jesus and Lil' Moco
sharin' a paper, and discussing the events...
" OH !, look here... " ...Armond Sequeil, he get's his self all wrapped up in a damn't massive python,
drugged up't a damn't tree, and as the python is a gettin' that large mouth ready to swallow
the poor bastard, he's miraculously able to reach his cell phone... and calls his boss...
Jesus !! Opps, sorry Jesus...But what's a brother to say... " Aaaaah- hi boss, listen...
I'm not just fuckin' off in some bar all drunk and stupid
like last time... this time I am up in a tree all wrapped up in a python...Yes, I said a
python... Yes, it is a big snake. Yes, it's been known to eat people... anyway sir,
as I was saying, the python has it in his mind to eat me so, if your not busy, would you be a chap and
buzz down the street and lend me a hand with this beast...? Thanks ever so much....",
Lil' Moco elocuated to Jesus, whom was smiling and at ease for the first time in day's...
Wayne B. smiled, takin' a chomp off the fat pork chop and with eggs
all drippy. Just the way he liked them. They would be hittin' Concord, Hew Hampshire tonight
and they would part way's... " Then what's I gonna do ?...", thought Wayne B.

John Kline stirred slowly the pitcher filled with a strong batch. " Martini's, thank God for their
divine existence...". John Kline stirred the brew.

In walks Venus " who caused all this really ", " So, John Kline, what does your dumb selfish
stupid ass have to say for it's self...eh ? "... hand's on her hip's,
nigh trace of smile, nor detectable smirk...
" Martini ? ", said John Kline, sorta lookin' at his shoe's...
It was the only the he could think of to say, and said unfortunately,
he feared for his safety around a usually unpredictably vicious
Venus " whom caused all this really "...


to be continued...


Be well todo mundo....

J.Level

foto: "Fran", an Allie.

©2009jpl " on ..."The freakshow and it's passing thru the Valley of the Valley of the Shadow of Death" pts. 1-26

15.8.08

...Dinner with Steel


15.08.08
Vashon,Wa

...The message said...
" You are now John Kline
dinner at Roux's
sunday. Your cooking
I like fish..."

Cool.

Roux's is on the other side of the water
has a veranda some tables
a giant Weber barbaque
those Ikea umbrellas
The little xmas lites are nice
and theres talk of tiki torches
but this is Seattle
and it could snow tommorow
so...

Dinner with one of my faveroit
people in this large town
He's playin' the part of the german
philantrapist on vacation from
Munich, and is named
Gunter Grith...
should be a trip.
we're filming it...
the highlites go on the youtube channel
I'll let you know when...

The dog's up and fillin' the room
damned huge dog, so she is.
Going to the beach,
gonna be hot like Africa today
in middle earth.

23 days....


be well todo mundo
J.Level

23.3.08

On..." The freak show and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death part 12 " You are now leaving Lake Charles..."




...Jesus stood. The open van door was behind him... Mocos and Meirdina perched before him,.. snarling and wheezing, pawing at the ground like bulls. Jesus thought he could juuuuuuust make out a little blood, dripping from the sneering mouth of Meirdina...Jesus was not up for this.
Jesus said: " I am not reeeeee-ally up for this..." The dogs held there places, Jesus looked towards the house, where he could see Death, in the big kitchen window wavin' what looked like a big jar of martini's in one hand, and a giant slab of ribs in the other... Death yelled from the window: " Jesus !!! , would you be a chap and wait just a few minutes more...Hummmmm? We're looking for glasses for everybody... Thannnnnnks! "...
Jesus sighed, and leaned aginst the van. Jesus growled back at the dog's growlin' at him.

John Kline was standing just back behind the sticker bush tree , eyein' this neuroticly distressing situation with patience, and the knowledge learned by a long history of emotional hiroshima's, mental meltdown's and enough time spent on Dr. Strunberg's couch.. the good Doctor had mentioned leaving it to John Kline in his will. Jonh Kline knew alot about the poor skinny brother leaning against the van, growlin' at the little dogs..and enough of nut house class mental illness to know how to handle Jesus in just such a weird and yet beautiful moment...

Death screeched :" COME ON !! everybody !!!! to the porch!!!! Jesus is rising...that is sooo funny
Venus " whom caused all this really" HOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOOO Jesus Is riiiiiiiis-singgggggg !!!!

John decided the time was now, he walked out to Jesus, and put out his hand, Jesus shook it, never taking his eyes off meirdina...
John Kline said: " Shoo !!! You !! Meirdina , bad girl !!!! Bad Dog !! now you git now !!!
And YOU !! Lil Moco's you come here ...commmmme oonnn..." Lil' Mocos came a runnin' jumping up into John Klines arms. Jesus looked freaked.

John Kline said: " Come on brother man, I'm gonna do you quite a favor, so I am...OOO lil' Mocos You are soooo cute." Lil' Mocos rolled over in John klines arms blissfully. Jesus, all white and skinny, reached out a bony hand towards Lil' Mocos... Lil' Mocos licked it and snuggled around In john Klines arms. They walked out the back way, behind the sticker bush tree to Warren's Plymoutm Duster and within 5 minutes were on the way to Lake Charles proper...Lil Mocos sat in Jesus's lap, barkin' at the window blowin' in thru the wind wig...The was no talk, there would be time for that later...


to be continued...

Be well todo mundo...

J.Level

c 2008spl " On... "The freakshow and its passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death..."
foto: State of Louisiana