22.11.07
Uvieu,España
" License and registration please... " said officer Gogenfeild
The Texas hyway patrol cop to Death, whom was in shock...
" ... Well, got this crew in the back... Domingo, he's probably
got about a pound of weed and god knows what else...
Jesus... he's cool. Jon Kline and Dave... ummmmmm
and Venus " The one who caused all this really "...she's
an evidence bomb... " thought Death.
" ... Is there some problem officer....? " Smiled Death..
" ...You gotta brake light out..." said officer Gogenfeild, dryly, not looking up.
" Your named Death ? " he asked Death, now visibly sweating bullets....
" Aaahhhh- Yes. I am named Death. " said Death.
" Death ? No last name ? Just Death. D-E-A-T-H...? " quizzed Officer Gogenfeild...
" Ahhhhh-Yes. Just Death. D-E-A-T-H . Like Prince... you know..." smiled Death.
Death, Domingo
Jesus, John Kline
Dave and Venus " whom caused all this really "
sat in a holding cell in the Del Rio, Texas city jail.
" Well... ", said John Kline after a long pregnant silence....
" ...this is another fine mess you've gotten us into...." he said, staring at Death...
" ... You were there. The man was an idiot...
Who doesn't know who Death is...hummm?
Pretty simple, one day your out back choppin'
at a hedge with a weed wacker
and the next minuet your in the station wagon with me,
Death. Your goin', end of story.
Sure there's questions, and boy have I heard them all...
So, I made a tape. Pretty much yer " FAQ's " you know,
" Why me ? "
" Why now ? "
" There must be some mistake...."... justified Death, weakly.
" You acted deplorably ", said Jesus, meekly.
" Ahh you shoulda' punched the stupid fucker " said Venus
" whom caused all this really "....
" All good. Now whom is calling whom to get us the hell
outta here ????...." said John Kline
" Anybody let out the dog ?......" asks Jesus, always concerned...
...The dog crawls out from under the passenger seat
sniffin' around...
" Gotta piss "...pawin' at the sliding passenger window.
He lands onto the asfalt lot filled with old rusty and destroyed cars
Sniffin' around
sniffin' around
" JO ! we got towed... just can't smoke that
shit....can't remember much more than Death
climbing outta the van, then a panicked scuffle
and " No!!! be cool,be cool....NO! NO! NO!..."Time for emergency plan B
sniffin around
sniffin' around... " Ahhh, That way..." said Neng
catchin' the scent...
"... stupid S.O.B sometimes, that one, Death "
" Hello, Beni... Neng here, listen... yeah.... hu huh..
all 6 of them...yep...like the whole freak shows in the klink...
....hu huh...fine.
Take a note
City Jail, Del Rio.... Yes, that's Texas...
Huh, I said the same thing...
stupid son of a bitch...." said Neng
putting away the cell fone....
pissin' on a pole... " well, now what ?...
to be continued...
Be well todo mundo.
J. Level
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