...They sat 4 days in shifts staring at Jesus staring back at them from the van.
Jesus was freaked. The lil toothless poodles were pleased with their plan, all was going well ...Death had come out a few times, but to no avail.
...Warren pleaded. Warren begged. Nothing. He tried a bribe, then extortion
" DON'T make me call your Dad, Jesus...", nothing.
...Venus "whom caused all this really", started it, " Hey !!! " she yelled,
" will ya'll leave the poor muthafucker alone!!! " getting up from her chair on the porch
" uh oh... here we go..." said Grandma Death. " cough---hack---wheeze, said Dawn, lightin'
up a Pal Mal...
...Susan sat in the pale green waiting room of the Camoron parish jail on a blue plastic
chair reading the posters on the wall..." D.A.R.E, drugs are really expensive..." she
giggled. The fat cop behind the desk gave her a look of authority...Susan smiled.
" ahhh-mamn...ahh-, if you'd just come with me ahh-, we a few papers for you to sign
and your " Husband " will be ahhh-, free to go..." Susan only herd the word " Husband "
engulfed in her fariy tale dream " Mr. & Mrs. Dave Kelposki..." swooned Susan...
" Ahh- Mamn ?" said the fat cop, "...Ahh- if you'll just step this ahh- way..."
" oooo " said Susan, " of course..."
...Dave was a mess, always had been. Dave sat on the steel bench with Rufas, Bertrand, and Paco,
all drunks, all " the usual suspects " and all staring at Dave, whom was trying to explain
what "...fallin' thru a cloud of dogs,smokin'..." felt like.
Dave was a mess.
As always.
...The fat cop said " HEY YOU ! hippy !!, ahh- Kelposki, David, R. ahh- your sprung.
Bag an baggage ! ahh- roll it up. your wife's waiting..."
...Dave said, " ... It was like flyin', no ! like swimmin' on fog...but watch out for the
giant butterfly nets, and the guy's in the white coats...
...Venus " who caused all this really " said, " Now you listen to me you dramatic motherfucker, they are just little old decrepit
dogs. You WILL get your God Damned, opps , sorry, ass outta this damned van and get your
self into the shower, Damn, I can smell you from here...and... Are you listening to meeee !!!!!
don't you dare put on those fucking head fones, you schlep !!! I've had just about enough of this shit Jesus ! Don't make me put my foot in your ass now hear !!??...
...Grandma Death said, " your chance is commin' there lil 'Mocos..." to lil Mocos, whom stared
bulgingly toward the sound of her voice..."
...Dave Kline said, " This is a conspiracy ".
...Death said, " This is a freakshow..."
...Domingo said, " ...I never say no, I say thank you..."
...Warren said, " ...DAWNNNNNNN, where's the bug sprayer hun ? "
...Venus " whom caused all this really" said, " ...HEY !!! Jesus, look...
you gotta a rollin paper don't ya..??!! " holding up a big juicy bud.
...Jesus said, " you are being very insensitive..." holding up the pack of Zig-Zags.
...Dawn said, " Cough-hack- cough- wheezzzzz..."
to be continued...
Be well todo mundo...
J.G.L...I love you dearly.
J.Level
c 2008spl " on..."The Freakshow and is passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death"
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