At The Mall...with Death & Jesus...(an archive post)

23.10.07

Death levitated, lookin' out over the parking lot.....
Death said, ".... Can't see the damned thing anywhere..." hoovering over a Fiat.
Jesus said, " I TOLD you , it's in the LL section...Arrrrrg, come down, and come on...". Stomped Jesus, huffingly.
Death said, " ...You hate this place don't you...? ", smiling.
Jesus said, looking at his sandles, " Hate ? strong word, hate. "Dispise", NOW there's a word for ya. Despise.
I despise cooked carrots. I despise yippi little dogs, I dispise the Amerikan health care system

I dispise the person trying to make that left turn acrossed the double yellow line at rush hour...

You know I think they should let the bloody Taliban come here and just do traffic control...

I'd bet good money that the first beheading for such a heinous infraction, would encourge the others...thus eliminating that problem...And, yes, I despise the Mall. Really. "

They walked about the lot for about a half an hour, discussing what they each despised...
Death said, " I despise those little hotdogs in a jar..." Cocktail franks " Yeech !...and those

horrible bald cats...You know your neihbour what's her name ?...Mrs. Slivermen ?

Can't stand the wretched woman...."
Death continues , " You hate this place don't you...Eh ? "
Jesus said , " YES !. I hate the mall. The people whom inhabit it and the commerical
desert they offer as " the latest thing ". Crass commericalisim Ca -Chunk Ca-Chunk Ca-Chunk
Theres Three More !!! just like everyone. Like you !!!

YES!!!!!!

I HATE THE MALL !!! MAN OF PEACE,

FRRRRRR-EAKIN' OUT HERE!!! HAPPY ?

HUMMMMM ? HAPPY ??? EH ? ...." screaming.

Ignored.
Death said, " Like me ? with my one suit and sandles ?..."

Death said, " Ah ! here we are...you've got the keys, No ? ..."
Jesus said, " ....I - I - I thought you had um'... ??????? "
Death smiles.....


Be well todo mundo.
J.Level

" At The Mall with Death and Jesus " ©spl2007
the painting :" El Picaro " 24x27cm watercolor/paper 400 euros (sold)
foto©spl2006

Helieo speaks......

18.03.08
6:01pm
Uvieu,España

Talkin' with the dog today,
he spoke of his observations,
wishes and demands.
I listened with patience
and asked him for his.
He sez " all will be well brother
yeah, all will be well."

Be well todo mundo...
J.Level

...In the barrio

01.03.08
Uvieu,España

...ok, so we took a walk
after the blog of yesterday...
I am a reactionary, and there's
lots going on...

Sorry.

Walkin' around in the barrio...

" Jess ! come here man..."
sez Helieo

"...Is that the Jesus of Asturias..?
Little Xuan jo...? eh ? oh..." Helieo sniffs
at the glass..

That little shop, in the heart of my barrio
" they " say is the oldest residence
in the mall...( Uvieu )
It's a Jesus candle and paraphenalia shop,
a headshop for the faithhful...

"...Jess ! look man, is that a little
plastic Elvis there behind the... what ? is that
Groucho Marx behind that little plaster Angel...?
God !!! I love this shop....!!!
!!! can we go in ??!!
!!! Vamos tio...Vamos vamos vaaa-mos tio...!
Sez Helieo, the dog.
The lady in the shop shook her
head " No ",
looking at us thru the window,
" No dogs.."
she mouthed...
Helieo pissed on the wall
did the back feet scrapin' thing,
a dog thing...
" All good..." Sez Heleio
and we walked on...
" There's the museum, wanna see some Sorrolla...?"
Helieo sez...

...and that's another day in the barrio,
and another day in España.

All good ?
All good.


Be well todo mundo,

J.Level

Happy birthday Y.D.
te quiero mucho...
te deseo paz y abundancia
un beso...j

foto: c2007spl

on..." The Freakshow and it's passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death" pt.9 " ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!..."

...They sat 4 days in shifts staring at Jesus staring back at them from the van.
Jesus was freaked. The lil toothless poodles were pleased with their plan, all was going well ...Death had come out a few times, but to no avail.
...Warren pleaded. Warren begged. Nothing. He tried a bribe, then extortion
" DON'T make me call your Dad, Jesus...", nothing.
...Venus "whom caused all this really", started it, " Hey !!! " she yelled,
" will ya'll leave the poor muthafucker alone!!! " getting up from her chair on the porch
" uh oh... here we go..." said Grandma Death. " cough---hack---wheeze, said Dawn, lightin'
up a Pal Mal...

...Susan sat in the pale green waiting room of the Camoron parish jail on a blue plastic
chair reading the posters on the wall..." D.A.R.E, drugs are really expensive..." she
giggled. The fat cop behind the desk gave her a look of authority...Susan smiled.
" ahhh-mamn...ahh-, if you'd just come with me ahh-, we a few papers for you to sign
and your " Husband " will be ahhh-, free to go..." Susan only herd the word " Husband "
engulfed in her fariy tale dream " Mr. & Mrs. Dave Kelposki..." swooned Susan...
" Ahh- Mamn ?" said the fat cop, "...Ahh- if you'll just step this ahh- way..."
" oooo " said Susan, " of course..."

...Dave was a mess, always had been. Dave sat on the steel bench with Rufas, Bertrand, and Paco,
all drunks, all " the usual suspects " and all staring at Dave, whom was trying to explain
what "...fallin' thru a cloud of dogs,smokin'..." felt like.
Dave was a mess.
As always.

...The fat cop said " HEY YOU ! hippy !!, ahh- Kelposki, David, R. ahh- your sprung.
Bag an baggage ! ahh- roll it up. your wife's waiting..."

...Dave said, " ... It was like flyin', no ! like swimmin' on fog...but watch out for the
giant butterfly nets, and the guy's in the white coats...


...Venus " who caused all this really " said, " Now you listen to me you dramatic motherfucker, they are just little old decrepit
dogs. You WILL get your God Damned, opps , sorry, ass outta this damned van and get your
self into the shower, Damn, I can smell you from here...and... Are you listening to meeee !!!!!
don't you dare put on those fucking head fones, you schlep !!! I've had just about enough of this shit Jesus ! Don't make me put my foot in your ass now hear !!??...

...Grandma Death said, " your chance is commin' there lil 'Mocos..." to lil Mocos, whom stared
bulgingly toward the sound of her voice..."

...Dave Kline said, " This is a conspiracy ".

...Death said, " This is a freakshow..."

...Domingo said, " ...I never say no, I say thank you..."

...Warren said, " ...DAWNNNNNNN, where's the bug sprayer hun ? "

...Venus " whom caused all this really" said, " ...HEY !!! Jesus, look...
you gotta a rollin paper don't ya..??!! " holding up a big juicy bud.

...Jesus said, " you are being very insensitive..." holding up the pack of Zig-Zags.

...Dawn said, " Cough-hack- cough- wheezzzzz..."


to be continued...


Be well todo mundo...
J.G.L...I love you dearly.

J.Level
c 2008spl " on..."The Freakshow and is passing thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death"