" A Normal Guy Named Death "

Death waited in line with 19 others.
" ...Busy day at the bank... ", thought Death,
looking towards the blond lady 

standing by the window with her little poodle.

" love those little dogs...well except two

Lil' Moco and Meirdina...

disgusting little beasts..."
The line moved slowly.
Death looked at his watch.
" Isn't that Death up there ahead...? " Shelia asked Dave.
" Why Yes!. I think it is... Death! Hey Death!!!..." shouted Dave.
" Damn! it's that annoying Dave Kline...", thought Death.
For some reason Death agreed to have drinks 

at Valentine's . Valentines was dark. Death liked dark.
Death would not show up...
"You just wait for me there Dave..." waved Death.

 " Can't stand that guy... It's good to be Death...",

said Death to himself, 

handing his American Express over the counter 

to the attractive teller... " Deella "
" Excuse me?" asked the attractive teller.
" Er- Ahh- Yes . Right. Right-Errr.... is that the right card ?

  Yes , ahh.... Yes it is ...", stammered Death, smiling.
" Yes", said the attractive teller to Death, smiling.....

Dave and Sheila waited at Meson Valentine,

"... Now where on earth could that wacky guy be Shelia ? ",

asked Dave...

It was the brightest light she had ever seen, 

Shelia told the guy's in the white coats.

as they loaded her into the ambulance...

Dave was nowhere to be found...

" DAVE !!! OH DAVE !!!! Lava enema time !!!...DAVE ??? ".

Shouted  Klaus, a friend of Death's down in,

well y'all know where...

Be well todo mundo.
J.Level

" A Normal Guy Named Death"
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