The Freakshow continues...part 121

21.09.07
Uvieu,España

Weird week in the rainy city.
The fiestas of San Mateo
rage on
roamin' gangs of cute girls
in mini skirts
sing drunkenly until...
well, around now
7:46 am in the Plaza Fontan
infront of our house
I asked the girl " Why are all these people in my
front yard, screamin' and singin' til 7:49 am..?
" It's not your yard...." she said.
another fiesta today, everythings closed...There
are something like 6,987,934 a year here, España.
Then sunday a concert in the Plaza De la Inglesa GRANDE,
La Pantoja!!!!!!!
you'd have to be from here to understand...
she sing and dances flameco, latin ballads
launders black money, kicks and spits at the Paparizzi
cameras flyin', microphones squashed, reporters cryin'...
she goes to jail and gets out. The public is SHOCKED
but Julian her boyfriend,
the mafioso, he stays in...was the mayor of Marbella you know..
and was married to Mitay..who went to jail also for a few
big glad bags "Garden Sized" filled with money...
La Pantoja....she married a bullfighter..."don' they all..."
said the girl "Don't they All..."

The Freak show continues...
Whatta weird place.
España.

Be well todo mundo.

J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)
The painting; "Las hermanas Suarez" 60x54cm oil/ canvas 800 euros
©spl2007

" 49 guy's waitin' to throw a painting out a window "

18.09.07
Uvieu,España


The snakes keep invadin' our lawn
everyone's feelin' it
washin' on over
" You kill the snake...! "
" NO !!! You kill the snake...! "

It does'nt matter who kills the snake
as long as the snake gets killed.... or no ?

.... I, with about 29 others watched my sister-in-law
rock the " Antigua Estation" the other night. 2
2 girls
drums and bass
tore thru 30 minutes
like goddesess of punk rock
noise...
Dressed in black so we all we're
just like Jonny Cash
we smoked and the kids slammed
around this old rocker...
" Hey motherfucker, watch it .. (mean stare)

In the end
my sister-in-law
destroyed her drum set
it was an historic moment
and she left with but a few
scrapes and scratches...
the next day she showed with a cool
punk rock black eye...
" MAN, you's da shit man..."
i said.
" TE JODIS !!!!!!!!" she growled
hung over like a
big dog...
Goddesess of the barrio.
Its the beginning of
another Freakshow...
i'm bustin' out the video camera
and some old ideas...
...Domingo,
sometimes i wish Marco
was here...
another beer?
I could surely use another...
The Freakshow continues....



Be well todo mundo...
J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)
painting: ( Detail)" 249 guys waiting to throw a painting out a window "
155X54 oil/canvas 1200 euros

".....So, Moe was sayin' to me...." part 198

16.09.07
Uvieu,España

" Look for the fastest thing you can find...
and get on it..."

Probably some good advice.

be well todo mundo....
J.Level
( jlevel77@yahoo.com)
this is the 100th entry
who's reading?
Are blogs usless?
Can? Would? Hummmmmmm?

The Freakshow continues....part 15

14.09.07
Uvieu,España

The Freakshow continues....
Speakin' with Tomas yesterday the topic was
as glummy as this weekends snow storm
commin' up...
We have decided that it is just not worth the time
educating these weird and strange folk...
" You can sell them landscapes... as long as it's
title referes to something they know..." said Tomas.
" How simply boring "
" Not dealing with rocket scientists here brother..."
" Nope. We aint' dealin' with rocket scientists here,
that you can be sure..."

our experts are again studying the situation....
Their rocket scientists, we can trust them...
I do.

Be well todo mundo....Help me find a way to download fotos from
my Nokia N70 to this dear little iBook os x 10.3.9.......
Little Timmy Knows, but won't give me an appointment...
J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)

" It's San Mateo again, I think of this painting....."

11.09.07
Uvieu,España

Another Fiesta in the
rainy city begins next week
San Mateo
That means beer and bullfights
music in the plaza of
that big church over there
It means beer
It means bodies in the street
after much beer
and the anti-bullfight crew
with their cool leather jackets
in the bars at night
eatin' ham and drinkin'....
Beer.
San Mateo.
I think of this....
this stolen painting,
one of better of that year
of our lord 2006.
We all know where it's
stashed,
don't we, Señora.
Sombody always talks, 

so they do...

Be well todo mundo,
J.Level

painting: " San Mateo no.4" 60x73 oil/canvas (Stolen)

...only a few fuckin' mosquitos.....

03.09.07
Uvieu,España

"...so it was like we were in fuckin' Florida..."
" Mosqutios ? "
" More like the entire State flew on over is more like it..."
" HUH! you should try Cambodia...."
" Well you should see Mexico..."
" Fuckin' mosquitos..."
" Fuckin' mosquitos..."
" ...!!! THAT'S IT !!! I'm puttin' on the fuckin' white suit
and it's gonna be like fuckin' Bapal in a minute hon...
Yes dear, now's a good time to put on yer gas mask.
NO! NO! it goes on the other way... thats good girl..."

Be well todo mundo...
J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)

....and Little Timmy screamed " When I grow up, I'm gonna be a State worker !!!" (or when he gets his papers...)

01.09.07
Uvieu, España

Watching the woman with the mustash
acrossed the counter
at the immigration office today...
The mustash said...
" ...Huh! look it's 1:30..."
" ...Huh! Theres a 6.86 fee... sorry...Huh. "
" ... No. That's impossible at this time."
" ...Maybe in 6 to 8 weeks. Probably more like 12 to 14. huh..."
" ...NO !. NEXT !!!! "
" ... Can't you see i'm readin da paper here...? "
I left with a definet "Maybe", reluctatly given from behind
today's" El Mundo".... Huh.

Little Timmy set up an office in a tent
built under the diningroom table.
He had a fake mustash pasted crookedly on his
normally angelic face...
and would not see anyone without an appointment...
" ...But we can get around that...huh, if you know what I mean
wink wink nudge nudge..."
Little Timmy will go far...or nowhere. Huh.


Be well todo mundo...
J.Level
( Jlevel77@yahoo.com

"....No. I'm fine....no, really "

28.o8.07
uvieu,España


No, I'm fine. No, really.
Just an attack of emotional diarria
and vocal schemenge.
It's something in the water...yeah
some weird
invisible
tasteless
colourless...nope,
its red and has teeth...
No, I'm fine. No, really.



Be well todo mundo....
J.Level
(Jlevel77@Yahoo.com)
painting: "Galeria de los gigantes" deatil
195x89cm oil/linen 2000 euros

..."Ok....All good....Whatever.....Emotional body armor...."

27.08.07
Uvieu,España
I live a blissfully freaky life. Complicated,but not impossible... all good? All good.
There is nothing that can be said ...., as downstairs is that
17th century barrio, my barrio. It's beautiful...
" Huh, Look where i live... " walkin around... And to my
Detractors,critics and those near do well's...
" Ok... All Good...Whatever. Makes little difference...."
Thats the third time i've said that today... another Lunes in España
8 years and 328 dats later...
I'm Walkin the dog...
Whom tells me " Just live well Jess..."
Smarter than most people i know, so he is...
the emotional body armor...
never leave home without it... i don't .
Its a three stooges sorta day... started out thatta way.
Lets see how the freakshow forms up today...
" Ok...All good... Whatever....."


be well todo mundo...
Let's try an not choke on our egos today, hummmmmmmm'
J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)

...And now what???

26.08.07
Uvieu,España

"....So,now what?" he asked.
" Don't know. Pretty much outta material
have smoked and drank all there is? Or is it was?..." i asked
" Was..." he said.
" Was... " I said.
" Something will happen, always does...." he assured.
" Yeah." i said
" Bored...? " he asked.
" You bet I am...you bet.

Be well todo mundo.... send me something.
J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)
foto: " Manoline de Somiedo no.7"
90x40cm oil/canvas

" A Normal Guy Named Death " part 4 an final

25.08.07
Uvieu,España

" ....Your bringing me down with that tune, Stop! "
" What ? "
" Thats " The Death march" your humming...No? "
" No."
"...Huh."
"...Another beer...?"
".. Yeah."

Death waited in the kitchen.
He read an ad from the Eroski Store and commented on " what a good price "
they asked for a glassed topped diningroom table " with 6 chairs..."
" And a 4x5 floor rug as a gift !!" smiled Death.
Turning the page...Death thought " maybe it is time to paint the livingroom...?'".
The ad read " READY FOR A CHANGE ???"
" Huh, READY FOR A CHANGE DAVE ???" smirked Death.
Dave enters the kitchen... " You want a Miller or a Bud Hon...?
Death Rolled his eyes " Bud or Miller..."
" When i'm finished here ...YES ! I'll paint the walls light blue, and the trim a cool white....
maybe i should change the curtins too...hummmmm." Thought Death putting down
the ad for the Eroski Stores....

Be well todo mundo...
J.Level
(Jlevel77@yahoo.com)
" A Normal Guy Named Death"
©jlevel2007

" A Normal Guy Named Death..." Part 1

22.08.07
Uvieu,España

Cutting onions for the " Tacos ala Death"
Death hummed... " Its a small world after all-it's a small small world...".
Guests were comming.
" I hope theres enough for 8...", Death thought.
He peeled another onion.

Outside

Dave and the gang were just pullin' up.
Nobody had a clue...Parking the mini-van, a Dodge Astro.
" Huh!. They don't have a clue..." said Death, smiling.
...It's a small world after all- it's a small small world...
Hummed Death, brushing the onion skins into the trash.
Death noticed a scratch on the white marble counter.
" I can probably sand that out verrrry carefully....hummm...",thought Death.
The doorbell boinked...BOINK!BOINK!
Death cringed.
" Thats the last doorbell i buy from that shop on Pine...Well, "
Death straightend a dolily...
" Showtime" Death said, reaching for the door.


Be well todo mundo...
J.Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)
"A normal guy named Death"
©j.level2007

Conversations with God part 2

21.08.07
Uvieu,España

"... There is a fine line between the surreal and the absurd...
I have erased that line...."

" Did you say something ...? "
" No"
" You did'nt just hear some powerful all mighty voice say
" there is a fine line between the surreal and the absurd...."
" That lines been erased for years...No?"
" why am i always the last to hear these things?"
" maybe you don't listen...?"
" Maybe..."

Be well todo mundo
J. Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)

....Conversations with God part 1

20.08.07
Uvieu,España

"......ok, I'll do what i can...."
" The brother was six six with one eye...you can't miss him..."
" Anything else ?..."
" Could you do something about Woody Allen,Paul Allen and Steve Allen...?"
" Done."
" Thanks..."
" De nada...."

Be well todo mundo...
J. Level
(jlevel77@yahoo.com)
painting: " Guy with painting" 30x40cm oil 500 euros

....Manoline

17.08.07
Uvieu,España
another day in the life, and thats in España
surely...? .

be well todo mundo
J.level